Hot New Pics of Paris Touching Herself

Oh, yes, this is how low we’ve dropped to get hits. Take a look…

Nope sorry we don’t stock porn.

However, it could be argued that she is indeed touching herself in this picture. Or I could have shown a picture of Paris on Larry King where she not only touched herself but everyone watching with her heart warming stories about how she read the bible to get through those tough prison nights.

One slight problem: THE WOMAN CANNOT READ. But apparently she absolutely loves the The New Testament Picture Bible: All Time Best Selling Picture Bible, and who wouldn’t (JC does have an impressive beard). Get your copy today!

Sorry to hold you up when clearly you were after a date with your knuckle children. It was for scientific research.

Well since I’ve still got a small percentage of the people who clicked on this article’s attention maybe it would be a good time to look at some statistics for Internet Porn Consumption. Yip not quite what you were after I’m sure (“That’s worse than cuddling!” I heard someone say).

OK- there was stacks of information and statistics but I won’t bore you with all the details. Basically, the consumption of porn on the Internet is huge (I couldn’t believe it either!). There are lots and lots of people looking at porn on the Internet.

If you are really keen to find out more check out this link.

2006 Search Engine Request Keyword Trends
Top Worldwide Search Requests
Keyword: “porn”
1. South Africa
2. Ireland
3. New Zealand
4. United Kingdom
5. Australia