postWednesday, 18 July 2007

Porn Addiction causes Brain Damage

Would you watch Jessica Alba's sex tape? Then you might be addicted to porn.Stih yrsot si ont icdylaamlec dnuos. Did you get that? No, you might have brain damage from Internet porn.


This blond babe in lingerie is bound to lead to a porn addiction.A recent experiment of The End’s proved two things:

1) There are people on the Internet searching for porn (duh!)
2) People don’t read.

Let’s deal with the second point. In all the forums we posted the link to the experiment the majority of the comments complained that:

1) These pictures were old.
2) These images were not porn.

Which is true but is also explained in the post.

Now to deal with people and their porn. Do you view lots of Internet porn, well you may be addicted. Yes, you can get addicted to porn. A recent study at Pointless Waste of Time discovered that approximately 55% of all regular porn users are addicted.

The study defined porn as "any picture or video you suddenly lose interest in after masturbating”, (yes that’s also the best definition of porn I’ve ever heard).

Seeing Jessica Alba naked may be the first step in getting a porn addiction.In addition there was a Pavlovian style click test in the article. Basically there are three points in the article that claim to link to porn. Once clicked the viewer is taken to a page that informs them that there is no porn on any of these links and that they should stop clicking. As of writing this article 83% of people who clicked the first image clicked the second link and 89% of people who clicked the first clicked the third. Which proves that horny people are stupid.

4 comments:

Valentin said...

LOL !

The porn definition is really very intersting.

Once I read a human being definition : "Human is a simple small cage where are inprisoned together a middle aged sexual obssesed monkey and a old never married aunt."

No, porn addicted people are stupid; to be (sometime) horny is not quite the same .. :-P

I wonder, if there would be no 'offers', there still would be 'request' ?

Anonymous said...

Nice post. But looks like you have a bad felling against people who see porn on net. Are you a girl?

Monkey Boy said...

It's Monkey Boy not Monkey Girl. No actual negative "fellings" against porn just noting how stupid people behave when they are horney. It applies to real life as well, not just cyberspace.

diamond2you said...

Sometimes people open multiple links in background tabs. Then they look at the pages. Did you check for this issue when you analysed addicts?

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